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Sunday Funday! Krummy Komedy

June 27, 2022

It's SUNDAY! It's FUNDAY! It's time to see what's wrong in the world according to Patrick. We've got rumors swirling and comedy to watch! Pour yourself a glass of Tang and let's get to it! Thai is removed from a show by local comedy mom Irma Ruiz, and he isn't happy about it. That's not going to stop him from pretending to be Unbothered for 30 minutes about it. Our friend TommyNC2010 calls in to talk about dead dads, and of course tries to turn the conversation political and controversial. Vegas comedian Angie Krum has been taunting her new comedy special, but Patrick can't believe it's only ten minutes long. Some chat members are frothed over Patrick krumming the water, but is it worth it?

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NLO 1423: Breaking Brad

June 19, 2022

It’s been a rough week. Patrick is super broke now, so please send in your offers of tribute. The Tesla was repossessed and Brad has been been through a terrible ordeal while away at training camp. She’s home to tell the tale, and the pictures will sicken you. While doing what he thought was best for his sweet dog, injuries on each and every one of her paws forced her to have to leave for a vet inspection, and the results are awful. People are getting more and more dug-in and stupid. Thai Rivera wants $5000 to perform on a show with Patrick, once again cementing his intense fear of competition and exposure. Patrick would love to do something to benefit a charity, but Thai needs more money for table tops. …

NLO 1422: Unstable Stream

June 17, 2022

Patrick talks about a recent trip in his new Tesla, and he makes Elon Musk buy it back from him with Dogecoin. Patrick does a show and woman who looks like Nanette talks too much. Butch Bradley can't stop worrying about me for no reason. Hot brisket talk. Brad is gone, and may never return, so please send in your own dogs to our P.O. Box. Thai Rivera is scared of other comedians simply watching his embarrassing open mic because he can't gaslight everyone live. But mostly this stream is plagued with connectivity issues and lag, so we try to have a little fun with it the best we know how. He reads mean comments from the chat. Who wants to hear about window glare and utility coating? Thai Rivera argues with Gretchen Boshart over video.

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NLO 1421: A Salt Waffle

June 15, 2022

It’s been a crazy week, but things could be worse! Join Patrick in discussing all the hot news and topics of the day in a fun new way! You’ll never believe how broken everyone is, and there are plenty of receipts to go around. Did Patrick make the most extravagant purchase of his life? Ask his new Tesla, baby! Patrick describes some recent difficulty with paint matching. DL Hughley and Mo’ Nique are fighting about who the headliner was at a show nobody cares about in Detroit. Denny does eBay, and you’ll never guess how much a pair of jeans with some guac cost in his silly broken brain. Did Josh Denny steal a tweet from Patrick? Mike Boudet has really let himself go. Nick Starr is old and want to move to Cancun. …

NLO Watch Party – Thai’s Comedy Calamity!

June 15, 2022

BRING SOME POPCORN! We're checking out Thai Rivera's so-called "open mic", which is really just an ugly narcissist's cope party, where he weilds his small amount of leverage to be worshipped by clueless open mic mainstays. Enjoy this "comedy show." We watch comic after comic compete for Thai's cruel love, until Thai finds out we are watching and CUTS THE STREAM! As soon as this show went off air, he turned the stream back on and began the final 3/4 of the show! Boooo! This show is available on YouTube or for Overdose Members only on the membership RSS feed and website.

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Sunday Funday – May 15, 2022

June 15, 2022

Patrick returns after hunting for sharks in the Andes and he has souvenirs for all the children, and receipts and health tips for the elderly. Patrick talks about his recent activities in the Las Vegas comedy community. We listen to Thai Rivera and wonder how a man can be so delusional and project as much as this comedy zero. We watch him show off another video of a show that is super empty, cringe and embarrassing. It’s worse than can be described. Patrick talks more about Butch Bradley and his “issues.” This s a wholesome family show about how to cope with your worldly desires while balancing your relationship with the almighty. Enjoy! …

Sunday Funday – May 22, 2022

June 1, 2022

Patrick’s got tech problems leaking out his holes, but he’s still here for you baby. Patrick was supposed to be doing a show tonight but it got cancelled due to lack of audience. Most of this show is just endless meandering conversation, with no real point or lesson, but that should be no surprise to long-time fans of the show. Rumors from Agent O about Thai’s living situation. We revisit Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel’s hit song, “Squeezed.” We take a small detour down NLO memory lane, looking for old clips and songs from show days gone by,. More unseen footage from Thai’s Comedy Dojo, the most disastrous open mic in Las Vegas. Thai continues perpetuating the lie of running a productive and nurturing scene. …

Aftershow 1420: Denny, Donkeylips

June 1, 2022

Patrick extends the party with a look at some of the most lovable characters in NLO lore. We first check in on Josh Denny, who is doing his thing by trying to crank out interesting interviews and fun topical news shows. Is it working? You be the judge! We also check in on everyone's favorite efficiency apartment gourmand, Michael Ray Bower. Donkey Lips has some new memory cards to show off, and the cringe is still strong with this one. Finally, our old kiwi pal Moody shows us a new YouTuber he insists we are going to love, but Patrick seems to be skeptical. Let's dive in to the world of John Fears together and see if it's worth it, or if this show should have ended sooner.

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NLO 1420: QR Anon

May 17, 2022

A special live gathering where we will be having some beverages and giving away Jetskis! Patrick is feeling very philanthropic and will be giving away things through QR codes all show long, so get in on the fun! Kenan is cancelled! The stock market is tanking and Patrick isn’t happy about it. This will have a significant impact on any future car shopping deals. Learn why NFT’s and garbage coins are a scam, and how the creators make money. In another iteration of The Tweets I Seen, someone tries to sell Patrick weed, and of course the latest nonsense from Thai. Leaked footage from Agent O shows what really happens at Ocha Bar during open mics. …

NLO 1419: Breaking Branch

May 17, 2022

Patrick is joined in studio by Steve Branch, a fan-turned-friend who is here to blackmail Patrick live. Patrick is feeling very woozy after taking some things. Steve shares with us why he is in Vegas and walks us down a path of recreational cultivation. Patrick wants to buy a new car and has been shopping for a Kia EV6. The test drive went great, but these care dealers are bananas with their mandatory add-ons. A bunch of comedians are upset with Patrick about the Kenan Thompson Ultimate Comedy Experience. Trixx is in the competition and doesn't appreciate Patrick talking shit about it, and Big Irish Jay is mad at Patrick for trying to be honest and smooth things over.

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NLO 1418: Ass Me Anything

May 13, 2022

Patrick is back after embarrassing himself last show with excessive drink. That won’t be happening this time. Patrick is still trying to get an Xbox, so somebody please get on that. Kenan Thompson is a bad person and is running a scam for the ages. Patrick has done some research and has uncovered one of the biggest comedy grifts going, perpetuated by a Saturday Night Live all-star and a real estate agent. It’s worse than it looks! Nick Starr-Street is in the chat room and wants to call in but Patrick knows the rule about inviting vampires in. Wait until you seen The Tweets I Seen! Josh Denny is up to his old shape-shifting ways. Thai Rivera has tweets that make no sense, border on racism, and constantly miss the …

NLO 1417: Slurred Lines

May 12, 2022

Patrick has so much to talk to you about! This show gets very, very drunk. Apologies in advance for the wild opinions and slurred speech, as well as the fake ending. Patrick wants to start gaming again and wants to get an Xbox, but it seems like a frivelous purchase. So he wants you to buy him one. The chat room is being blessed by the presence of a Kennedy. We have TWO UNSEEN new videos from Thai Rivera that produce more questions than answers. One is a younger Thai arguing with his former landlord. One is a live stream test from Thai's new home in the middle of the night. Big Irish Jay brought his French bulldog over to play with Patrick's dog, and Patrick embarrassed himself with a pizza fiasco.

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NLO 1416: Whine Country

May 5, 2022

Patrick is back from a wedding in California and has some stories. Shooby’s wedding was fun, even if it was a long one and Patrick had to rent a tux. Tuxes are magical at making fat people look important. Of course there’s also some complaints. Avelo airlines is a little nuts and their planes may be falling apart. ACE rental cars is ripping people off and the employees aren’t quite sure if you need insurance. Artisan coffee shops need to get it together if they’re going to walk around like their beans don’t stink. The Santa Rosa airport is more tiny than you can imagine. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter, nothing has changed, and yet weak-minded dopes everywhere are losing their minds. …

Sunday Funday! April 17, 2022

May 5, 2022

Join Patrick and his puppets for a night of wholesome family sketches that teach valuable lessons to our youth! Jkjk it's our usual Sunday night hang, and Patrick is catching up on things he doesn't know about. Tim C in the chat points out that Thai has taken part in a comedy showcase special on Amazon Prime and we decide we should download, watch and review it live. Not only is Thai in this production piss-bucket of a show, several familiar faces make an appearance! We also check in on the latest on his Youtube channel, which definitely has some fuzzy math going on. We remember Roy Johnson and his comedy prowess by watching some old footage.

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Aftershow 1414: Alice Hamilton Sucks

April 28, 2022

Patrick has come across one of the greatest pieces of woke comedy gold. A comedienne by the name of Alice Hamilton has pulled out all the stops to post a "special" that is weird in so many ways. What seems to be nothing more than an attack on male comedians who may or may not have some questionable sexual skeletons in their closet slowly turns in to nothing more than a whine festival littered with jealousy. It's clear that, while she can't be bothered to memorize her material or even write solid jokes, Alice is bitter and angry about the success of certain male comedians, and attacking them for everything from their personal appearance to their continued success is how this woman decides to cope.

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NLO 1415: Smoke Show

April 27, 2022

It’s 4/20 bro, so toke up and stuff and feel the burn and stuff! Weed, right! There’s a brisket on the smoker and Patrick has to keep an eye on it during the show. If you’ve ever wanted to know how to smoke a brisket right, this show has everything you need to know. The world has had enough of your self-esteem and it has to stop. Patrick is heading to wine country for the weekend to attend the wedding of Shooby. There will be news, and no lettuce on the floor. Patrick shows his ignorance of YouTube personalities while roasting Ethan Klein, a lost boy with a show that sponsors and fans are turning on fast. Andy Dick is acting erratic and may be in serious danger. …

Sunday Funday! April 10, 2022

April 20, 2022

Pour a glass of pickle juice and wind down the weekend with Patrick and his puppet friends! It's Sunday Funday and we've got people to stare at! Patrick recaps his weekend, including doing a show with Big Irish Jay at the Dirty at 12:30, in which Jay embarrassed Patrick from the stage big time. Patrick is Juuling his troubles away tonight. We talk about how to quit smoking. The Ultimatum on Netflix is pure exploitative garbage. We watch Thai's latest attempt to get YouTube fame, which is to upload a video and then try to name it something controversial and clickbait-y to gain attention. Spoiler alert - it didn't work! This entire show is available for OVERDOSE MEMBERS ONLY! Join today!

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BONUS SHOW – TommyNC2010 Calls In!

April 18, 2022

BONUS SHOW! Patrick fires up the stream to hang with the common people, and see what there is to catch up on in the world of freaks and Greeks! Patrick is surprised that Keith and the Girl are still trying to get people to watch their YouTube channel, despite putting absolutely no effort in to production value or quality of content. We get a surprise call from TommyNC2010, one of the premier YouTube personalities in the world – just ask Daniel Tosh. We wrap up trying to get through another clusterfork of a show put out by Thai Rivera, but who has the time? LIKE THIS? Bonus shows like this and much more are typically available to Overdose Members only. …