Patrick is kicking off his day with coffee and an apology to Breonna Taylor. Patrick’s latest foray in to trying to buy a house has failed again due to a poor inspection that revealed a million problems. He quickly recovers though, by making another offer on a new house, but not without it’s compromises. He’s decided to go full basic bitch, purchases a magazine-like home stamped out in a planned community. …
Patrick is back from doing shows on the road and is back to hunting for a house. It’s not been going well, but he has an offer in on a new place that is pretty sweet, but it’s missing that sweet natural gas he craves. Patrick is traumatized by the left and baffled by the right, and he doesn’t even know what’s real anymore. He is officially undecided for the upcoming presidential election, and the media spin isn’t making it any easier. …
Patrick sits down with everyones favorite wannabe city councilperson, comedian, and grumpy geriatric Landry Miller. Landry was good enough to put aside his general disdain for people long enough to sit down with Patrick to talk about doing comedy in pandemic times, this recent alcoholism. We also talk about adult babies, free donuts, camp stories, pandemic comedy and the ugliest care ever. …
Patrick has just finished up a week of work in Tulsa and sits down with comedian Scott Schaffer to bitch about these kids today. Progressing in to straight-up "get off my lawn" territory, the two discuss the state of comedy and the world by basically bitching about people who can't stop bitching. Anyone who posts on social media might be absolutely mentally ill, and blocking people is most definitely a sign of narcissistic dementia.
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Patrick is joined by Roy Johnson in an on-location show from Tulsa, Oklahoma after finishing a week of shows. Patrick hasn’t been on stage in over six months, and is also paralyzed by a crippling fear of COVID-19. Roy recaps the weekend and pontificates to the dismay of the chat room while Patrick takes a very important phone call. Patrick has been house shopping, and the inspector calls to tell him some horrible news. …
Patrick is excited about the possibility of pivoting to a gamers only podcast. We are proud to announce that we are the only podcast with GeForce RTX graphics. That can’t be, can it? People need to stop worrying about Patrick being poor. It’s all going to work out. We check in on some of the latest insane rants and exclamations from our favorite tinyman, Thai Rivera. Trez Mala watches grass grow. Daddy Derek is nuttier than ever and we have the videos to prove it. …
It's been years since anyone has really thought about Crazy Joe, so some people may not really be familiar with this mad man. Crazy Joe is a wannabe radio personality in the Hudson Valley just north of NYC. He's been trying to get his radio show/podcast going for about 6 years, but keeps running in to technical problems. He also keeps fighting against anyone who ever tries to help him because of his degraded mental capacity.
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Patrick has been busy but that’s not going to stop him from bitching about everything under the sun. SUBtember is here at Twitch so that seems very to tell people about continuously. We reveal that we have a very capable doxxer in our midst. Patrick has lost everything in the stock market and wants your sympathy. We look in to other electric car manufacturers besides Tesla. …
Patrick is hanging out for an eight-hour mega-broadcast. Superfan Moody quickly curbs any instinct Patrick has to venture back to Thai Rivera coverage. We take a wonderful detour into the life of Michael Ray Bower, aka Donkey Lips from a show in the 90's called Salute Your Shorts. It's from a thing called Nickelodeon. Before the internet. Anyway, the dude is like borderline homeless now and he's cooking tacos in his fucking toilet. We wish this wasn't true.
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Patrick wraps up a full broadcast day with an old faithful well of comedy, however unintentional. We go through Thai Rivera's latest two YouTube videos, which are much shorter and more digestible that some of his more recent hour-long drug-fueled forgetful rants. This doesn't mean it's any easier to sit through, but we manage.
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Patrick is back as promised to continue trying to explore other options in the Onionsphere. Patrick has used three cans of hairspray to both illustrate how long it’s been since he’s had any kind of professional grooming, and to make fun of how Trez Mala composes his “look” on the daily. Patrick begins to try to fix some of the audio sync issues, but this turns out to be a fatal downfall in this show. …
This show is an attempt to make everyone happy. We are taking a break from the latest trend of T2 tirades. So much in this show! Patrick talks too much about graphics cards. The final solution for low-carb pizza cravings is revealed. We teach an old fan some new tricks. Patrick tries to give people investment advice, but he has no idea what he’s talking about. Plus listener supplied topics! …
After such a large helping of Thai, we cleanse our palette with some British flavors. Or should we say lack of flavor. Moody, who never has a shortcoming of idiots in his back pocket, presents Patrick with Kay. Kay is a saucy woman from Sheffield, England who has decided she needs to grace YouTube with her cooking skills.
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Patrick continues going over the latest and greatest video podcast from Thai Rivera, Brough to us by the guys he has fooled down at Virtual Vegas studios. While exploring Thai’s sick burns and further social policies, we begin to notice even more contradictions in his personalities. We begin to notice a lot of very oddly-timed cuts in the video and try to find out why. …
Patrick is taking it upon himself to make this episode be the one that really humanizes himself to you all. Before moving on to everything he thinks is wrong with everyone else, he wants to reveal something very personal and embarrassing, This confession leads to a startling observation by the chat. Patrick discusses Elon Musk’s brain fuckery company, Neuralink. …
Another day and we have fired up YouTube to watch a very weird video uploaded by our pal Thai Rivera. Thai has partnered with some local Vegas studio, in what we can only imagine involved a series of false promises and lies. Can you imagine inviting Thai to come "create content" where your children sleep? We tour the studio and see everything it has to offer
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Patrick fires up Zoom and hunts around for a comedy show to watch online with the Twitch audience. We find some over-the-hill improv troupe in the middle of Kansas, or Missouri, or somewhere like that. Not only is it some of the worst improv ever, but they're making it musical. We watch as Steve Curran invades their meeting, and then Patrick fires off an opportune Kevin Meaney I Don't Care attack. It's bad, but not as bad as it would have been if we we're involved.
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Patrick is spiraling hard and there is no telling where this show is headed from right out of the gate. The entire weekend was filled with updates for the studio, including cabling, graphics cards, memory, accessories, lighting, etc. We explore a t-shirt company run by the right-wing nut butter known as Trez Mala, full off designs and slogans that will make your trachea ache. Patrick is sick and tired of being sick and tired …
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