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NLO 1375: Stonky Kong

February 18, 2021

Patrick is settling in to the new studio, and while there’s still a lot of adjustments to make, there’s even more crap to talk about that’s happened in the past couple of months. Patrick has finally gotten a haircut, and he wants you to know about it. We talk about all the recent market moves, from the recent GameStop peaking to the latest developments in Bitcoin. Patrick wants to get a Tesla, and he thinks Bill Gates is jealous of Elon Musk. We skim the top of some political stuff, and Patrick gets outraged at the though of others having opinions, as usual. The Super Bowl was a massacre, but Patrick loved it. …

Aftershow 1375: Josh Denny / Thai Rivera

February 18, 2021

Our kiwi pal Moody says the show we're watching today would have never happened without us Onions, but who knows? On this bonus show, we watch and review the paywalled morning show that Josh Denny recently did with Thai Rivera. Josh fudges timelines and catches himself several times. Moody calls Josh very racist throughout this show. Thai admits to watching Nobody Likes Onions, and both of them pretend to not know what the other is talking about. Who produces more cringe? Find out now.

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BONUS: Black Pedro & More!

February 12, 2021

Black Pedro is on fire this time, with claims of financial success and investing wisdom far beyond the age indicated by his hairline. We are still sorting out some issues in the new studio, so bear with us while we test some things out. We hope it's worth is, as we embark on a journey to listen to some of the most insane claims of investing knowledge ever. We also check in on YouTube Donut Operator for some cop videos, and Moody shows us a cringey zoom recording of a British council meeting.

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Savage AF Watch Party

February 12, 2021

Patrick fires up the stream to do some testing, but ultimately Twitch is being a nightmare. We switch over to YouTube to see if they can handle our bandwidths, and fire up the latest iteration of Savage AF to hear what insane racist rants Black Pedro will unleash today. Will it be lies about airline fees for black people? Claims of a literal white privilege card? A preview of his upcoming album that he can't get to play? All of the above?

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Aftershow 1374: Savage AF, Race Warz

February 12, 2021

Patrick continues combing over this episode of Savage AF, which is full of stimulating race conversation. The conversation then becomes more personal and Patrick begins discussing race issues candidly with everyone's favorite kiwi, Moody. Patrick and Moody go back and forth for quite a bit discussing race and identity, both confident and steadfast in their points of view, but also reasonable. Nothing gets solved, the world is still on fire, and we keep on keeping on.

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NLO 1374: What’s Poppin’?

February 4, 2021

Patrick goes over the drama that has unfolded over the past day regarding Thai Rivera and the Savage A.F. podcast. Black Pedro blocks the NLO instagram account for no reason and refuses to answer a tweet. Patrick opens the show telling people to enlist in his new ANT army. We discuss our new sponsor and then dive in to a dissection of the Savage A.F. show, where we find out that Shang really wants you to subscribe, nobody has time for chroma keying, and so much more. …

Aftershow 1373: Thai, Josh Denny

February 3, 2021

Patrick continues covering the clusterfuck of a podcast that Thai Rivera did with fellow comics Shang and Black Pedro. It gets even more ridiculous as Thai begins the act like he has somehow made a fool out of Shang and Pedro. They both spiral in to hypothetical arguments, spurious emotional anecdotes, and straight-up name calling. It's hard to tell who is more cringe in this abortion of a broadcast.

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NLO 1373: Thai VS. Shang (The Cringening)

February 2, 2021

Patrick is back after an extended hiatus while building out the new studio. Bear with the subpar sound on this one while we dial everything back in. Thai Rivera is back and this time he’s guesting on another comedy podcast where he feels he’s been disrespected, ambushed and misrepresented. Watch this insanely cringe interaction that propels all of the weirdness of the Las Vegas comedy scene to new depths. …

PM in the AM: Dec 14, 2020

January 6, 2021

It's all over now. It's moving day. In just hours everything must be in boxes, and Patrick is being super chill about all of it. Maybe. Until he empties the alcohol and starts ripping foam off the walls. It's the last few moments in this iteration of the studio, and you get to watch. Or listen. We talk about Josh Denny, Twitch and their subs, waste management, Vegas comedy, and podcast studio design and desks. Patrick wants to reboot Xzibit's career with a new show.

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NLO 1372: Bitch Made Vegas

January 6, 2021

Patrick has taken a poll on instagram about Las Vegas comedians, and he’s been getting some strange messages. How deep do the secrets of the Las Vegas comedy scene go? Will we ever know? Are some good guys being accused of being bad guys, and vice versa? Will Matt Markman ever sell enough of his CD’s to stop posting photoshopped promos for it? We don’t answer many of these questions, but we have fun tiredly speculating endlessly. …

PM in the AM: Dec 10, 2020

December 30, 2020

Patrick sits down for a morning chat with you, his favorite listeners. Twitch has been sending out some long emails lately, and they are making new policies about content almost daily. Get ready for no jokes and no fun online. Patrick thinks he has been hacked because of a camera glitching and his new networking equipment being setup by a crazed fan named Spiro Bronch. Patrick has been painting and doing projects at the new house, which have been keeping him too busy to hang out with you dorks.

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NLO 1371: Thief & The Girl

December 30, 2020

Patrick gets an email that starts his entire day down a trail of podcasting history. Keith and the Girl, one of the first podcasts when we started back in 2005, is back at it with their old tricks. These two dopey ex-clowns never cease to amaze us with their inability to master podcasting, from the aesthetics to the technical, despite having literally written a book about it. Now they have a new scheme to raise money to hide under a bunk bed and do podcasts from their roach-infested homes. …

NLO 1370: Dear David

December 8, 2020

Patrick has been troubled lately. Spirits. Ghouls. Ghosts. Geists. Goblins. A boy has been walking around Patrick’s house, taunting him with hisses in the night and scurrying from room to room. We dive in to Google and find out it could be a boy named David. We check in on Crazy Joe, because it’s been so long since we met a mad man. Patrick bitches about updates with his house. …

NLO 1369: Dranksgiving

November 30, 2020

Patrick gathers all the people from around the internet who want to escape from their families in to one chat room to guilt eat and cry. Patrick is getting close to signing on his new house, and has stories about HOAs for days, but the chat doesn’t seem impressed. Patrick drinking always ends up leading to some really dark ideas. Does anyone wanna do some cool YouTube channel stuff as a prank? …

NLO 1368: Hubblicious

November 23, 2020

Patrick is sick once again and is paranoid about the coronavirus again. The studio is about to be wrecked as Patrick’s landlord finally agreed to install some auxiliary air conditioners. He’s also waiting for the last hurdle of his home-buying adventure by trying to get some documents from the Homeowner’s Association. All the old cables and equipment must go! We’re going to be all powered by Unifi now. Patrick has a real beef with Hubble contact lenses. …

NLO 1367: The Big 41

November 22, 2020

It’s Patrick’s birthday, and although he appreciates the love and gifts from those who have gathered. Enough is enough. Some people don’t understand what gifts are good, and what gifts are chores. Amazon gift cards or cash, please. None of this other feel-good horseshit. Patrick ordered a new iPhone 12 Pro that should be delivered today, but UPS is fucking it up royally. …

PM in the AM: Apple Silicon Launch

November 20, 2020

Join Patrick in watching the Apple Silicon Mac launch event live. We join Tim Apple from Cupertino, Mexico while he launches the latest Macs using Apple's brand new silicon processor thingys. It's all very fancy and everything is shimmering brightly. The computers are fast and boy are you gonna want at least three of them. Chips!

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PM in the AM – Nov. 4, 2020

November 20, 2020

It's the morning after the election and we all feel like we slept with someone last night but can't remember who it was. We try to make sense of all the news and spin, but nobody really knows anything except that everything keeps changing. Patrick gets in to conspiracies and cults, and we look back at Heaven's Gate, a cult from the 1990's that really liked sneakers. We take a look at some of the latest nonsense from Thai Rivera.

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