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NLO 1428: Deviled Eggs & Sour Ginger

August 2, 2022

It’s Sunday Funday, and who knows what that could mean for the merry band of onions! Patrick tries to have an intervention with Big Irish Jay regarding the merchandise he sells after show. Jay thinks it’s cool to recycle an old Coke logo, but Patrick disagrees. Then again, Jay is still a working comedian, so what does Patrick know. Patrick talks about food in the 1970’s, including deviled eggs and why people loved them. Eggs and mayo not your thing? Maybe you’d like the cool relief of some ambrosia salad – apples, nuts, cool whip and coconut! Can’t you feel it all getting stuck in your teeth as we speak? We find out just how many beans Patrick can name while he discusses his poor childhood. …

NLO 1427: Denial Double Down

July 27, 2022

There’s so many updates from so many creeps! Thai is spinning out of control. His YouTube is suspicious and Patrick can’t figure out exactly what’s going down. Thai threatens to do a tell-all about AJ Rivera and his most recently terminated friendship. A new comedy contest scam has Las Vegas comedians excited about the prospect of winning something meaningless. Josh Denny is on a real grown-up big-boy tour! Josh texted Patrick telling him that he’s got it all wrong, and maybe he was right! We revisit some of Josh’s biggest successes. Trouble in Vegas has been quietly posting L’s for months. Angie Krum is deeper than we ever knew. AOC is a super-emotionally reactive nut. …

Aftershow 1427: Deep Krum

July 26, 2022

We explore a deep dive interview with Angie Krum and we learn so much. You may want to alert the international authorities, because Patrick is pretty sure that Angie admits to trafficking stimulants across the border in to the United States. It's true what they say - Krum's do have more fun! We don't get two sentences in to this interview before Angie starts talking about penises and sex and all the sex and penises she's had. She talks about how guys can't satisfy her, and she travels the world doing guest sets and banging guys, and that's what comedy is. Also she wants a boat and to travel and do movies and tv. You know, real little girl princess shit!

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BONUS – Oodles of Noodles!

July 26, 2022

Something about a pecan-topping on an ice cream cake or something. Probably don’t watch, I’d say. Jkjk this is a bonus show from one of our Sunday Funday shows, usually an OVERDOSE exclusive. Patrick is full from eating at a Taiwanese restaurant, and he’s got soy sauce and noodles spilling out of his pores. There is no plan, so this show ends up being a meandering journey through the forest of YouTube fun nuggets. We watch a cooking video from Michael Ray Bower to try to get back in to a healthy frame of mind. Stay tuned for a bonus recipe featuring salmonella. We check out Twitch for the first time in forever, and the freaks over there are more niche than ever. …

Aftershow 1426: Mixed Nuts!

July 19, 2022

Patrick continues the insanity with a look back at some favorites to see what they are up to in 2022. Our friend Michael Ray Bower has stopped posting videos for months, after regular updates from his bachelor box. We watch a house tour we somehow missed previously, and what we see on his chair is enough to bring up yesterday's lunch. We also check in on Daddy Derek, everyone's favorite children's beastiality author. There's new remixes of the same old footage, and some new books for children you want to screw up at an early age. It's a rough internet out there, but remember - these lights will guide you home!

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NLO 1426: Krumplaint Department

July 13, 2022

It’s Sunday and that means it’s time to gather around a campfire and roast the toes of our rivals over the flames of our most deep desires. Patrick hears multiple reports about Angie Krum and how she can’t stop talking about Patrick to people around town. Patrick doubles down on his position on Angie, and asks if she’d like to clarify anything. Patrick talks about attending Wiseguys open mic last week, where Thai Rivera may or may not have been making eyes at Patrick across the room. We take a look at comedian Danny Bevins on Facebook for a glimpse at a grown man who is unraveling publicly with every passing day. Unfortunately, this sickness is spreading. Learn how to process your emotions …

BONUS: Thai’s Money Meltdown!

July 12, 2022

We've got a pair of dolphins doing stunts over here and if there's time we will be visiting a local ice creamery to see how our favorite treat goes from a cow to your cone! Jkjk there's a lot of technical issues lately and we try to work through them. Patrick talks briefly about his experience going to Wiseguys open mic. We tune in to the Ocha Bar open mic for a bit, to see how it's going without Thai's main lackey there to do everything. Thai has trouble operating a clock and engaging the crowd. Casper saves the day with jokes, energy and professionalism. Thai runs on stage to melt down for the second time in three weeks to his live audience about Patrick and about not getting enough money.

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BONUS: Thai Loses Another Friend!

July 7, 2022

Can you even believe it? The party doesn't stop! Wind down your day with Patrick and his insane rhetoric as we explore the internet together to see what's poppin'! Bring some champagne and cheese and laugh until your tummy aches or throw things at the screen while baiting Patrick or other chat members in to passionate arguments! Thai is stealing more and more from Patrick as time goes on and he can't seem to help it. Patrick uncovers subtle changes in Thai's podcast setup that expose his insecurity. Thai has finally had a falling out with his new bestie, AJ Rivera. AJ makes the flyers, hosts and organizes his Ocha Bar open mic, and without his workhorse will Thai be able to keep the grift going?

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Aftershow 1425: Mo’ Gretch!

July 7, 2022

Patrick continues down the path of watching Gretchyn Boshart absolutely crush her headlining gig in Florida. Jkjk it's some of the most poorly-filmed unwatchable garbage ever. It's almost worse than her "special" which she quietly wishes would disappear from the internet. So grab something sharp to jam in to your eyes, and if you're near something boiling hot to pout in to your ears you might want to grab that too. Don't say we didn't warn you! It's a 35 minute set from one of the saddest outdoor comedy shows ever where Gretchen steps up to headline and show 'em how it's done! Please don't email us about this because we don't like that it exists either.

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NLO 1425: Somebody Bosharted

July 7, 2022

Patrick and a group of select elders from the village gather around a campfire fueled by bricks of their own excrement to discuss the daily buzz! You’re not going to want to miss this week’s interview with the creator of the graham cracker! Patrick talks about his recent experience having an anxiety attack while a man came to change the battery in a smoke detector. We try to talk about the most contentious issues of the day in a monetization-friendly way. Patrick wants you to mostly not let everything that happens in the world be so devastating to your existence. Male feminists are cringe af. Tonight we revisit alleged purse thief and wannabe-comedian Gretchyn Boshart. Press kit, arrest records and more! …

Aftershow 1424: Thai Dive

July 6, 2022

Thai Rivera has issued a complete cope piece about Patrick and his interview with Dee Lila regarding his recent alleged assault. Thai doesn't have one bad thing to say about Patrick in over thirty minutes of attempted analysis. It's a weird one, and we've never seen Thai open up this much about Patrick, but perhaps they are friends now. Patrick offers Thai an olive branch. Could these two bury the hatchet an form one of the most bad-ass comedy alliances Las Vegas has ever seen? Is it possible the animosity between these two has been nothing more than misplaced affection? Wouldn't it be amazing if they joined forces to....jkjk. Thai is a loon and we just can't seem to stop watching the struggle.

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NLO 1424: Gestalt and Batteries

July 2, 2022

Join Patrick and a cast of animated characters as they sing all the songs you know and love from the Harry Potter movies back to back! Jkjk welcome to the only podcast that can’t stop talking about mundane everyday things like who makes these smoke detectors and what’s the deal with batteries? Patrick annoys Big Irish Jay and the rest of the live audience by edging them constantly. Angie Krum is mad at Patrick but this is all just a big misunderstanding. We check in on Ocha Thai open mic, but it’s just unwatchable for so many reasons. Thai Rivera has issued a complete cope piece about Patrick and his interview with Dee Lila regarding his recent alleged assault. Thai doesn’t have one bad thing to say about Patrick! …

BONUS SHOW: Dee Lila Interview

June 27, 2022

Patrick is pleased to bring you one of the most wild and eventful group viewings in quite awhile. I hope you’ve all brought your bucket of crackered jack and caramelized corns. This Tuesday prior, Thai Rivera was at an open mic at Wiseguys Comedy Club in Las Vegas, one of his favorite klerbs, and honestly, one of the few he is still allowed to step foot in. After completely melting down on stage with a tirade of predictable slop directed at a peer comedian, Dee Lila, he was made to leave the stage in a fit of emotional panic. After this incident, Thai made the decision to put his hands on someone. Patrick talks to to comedian Dee Lila to get the real story, and find the truth about her claim that Thai yanked her venue, the Ocha Bar, from her well-manicured claws. …

Sunday Funday! Krummy Komedy

June 27, 2022

It's SUNDAY! It's FUNDAY! It's time to see what's wrong in the world according to Patrick. We've got rumors swirling and comedy to watch! Pour yourself a glass of Tang and let's get to it! Thai is removed from a show by local comedy mom Irma Ruiz, and he isn't happy about it. That's not going to stop him from pretending to be Unbothered for 30 minutes about it. Our friend TommyNC2010 calls in to talk about dead dads, and of course tries to turn the conversation political and controversial. Vegas comedian Angie Krum has been taunting her new comedy special, but Patrick can't believe it's only ten minutes long. Some chat members are frothed over Patrick krumming the water, but is it worth it?

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NLO 1423: Breaking Brad

June 19, 2022

It’s been a rough week. Patrick is super broke now, so please send in your offers of tribute. The Tesla was repossessed and Brad has been been through a terrible ordeal while away at training camp. She’s home to tell the tale, and the pictures will sicken you. While doing what he thought was best for his sweet dog, injuries on each and every one of her paws forced her to have to leave for a vet inspection, and the results are awful. People are getting more and more dug-in and stupid. Thai Rivera wants $5000 to perform on a show with Patrick, once again cementing his intense fear of competition and exposure. Patrick would love to do something to benefit a charity, but Thai needs more money for table tops. …

NLO 1422: Unstable Stream

June 17, 2022

Patrick talks about a recent trip in his new Tesla, and he makes Elon Musk buy it back from him with Dogecoin. Patrick does a show and woman who looks like Nanette talks too much. Butch Bradley can't stop worrying about me for no reason. Hot brisket talk. Brad is gone, and may never return, so please send in your own dogs to our P.O. Box. Thai Rivera is scared of other comedians simply watching his embarrassing open mic because he can't gaslight everyone live. But mostly this stream is plagued with connectivity issues and lag, so we try to have a little fun with it the best we know how. He reads mean comments from the chat. Who wants to hear about window glare and utility coating? Thai Rivera argues with Gretchen Boshart over video.

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NLO 1421: A Salt Waffle

June 15, 2022

It’s been a crazy week, but things could be worse! Join Patrick in discussing all the hot news and topics of the day in a fun new way! You’ll never believe how broken everyone is, and there are plenty of receipts to go around. Did Patrick make the most extravagant purchase of his life? Ask his new Tesla, baby! Patrick describes some recent difficulty with paint matching. DL Hughley and Mo’ Nique are fighting about who the headliner was at a show nobody cares about in Detroit. Denny does eBay, and you’ll never guess how much a pair of jeans with some guac cost in his silly broken brain. Did Josh Denny steal a tweet from Patrick? Mike Boudet has really let himself go. Nick Starr is old and want to move to Cancun. …

NLO Watch Party – Thai’s Comedy Calamity!

June 15, 2022

BRING SOME POPCORN! We're checking out Thai Rivera's so-called "open mic", which is really just an ugly narcissist's cope party, where he weilds his small amount of leverage to be worshipped by clueless open mic mainstays. Enjoy this "comedy show." We watch comic after comic compete for Thai's cruel love, until Thai finds out we are watching and CUTS THE STREAM! As soon as this show went off air, he turned the stream back on and began the final 3/4 of the show! Boooo! This show is available on YouTube or for Overdose Members only on the membership RSS feed and website.

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