With all the drama in the dabble world, it’s important to remember that real YouTube beefs exist. Have you heard the story about the YouTuber clowns in Las Vegas that fight over minuscule levels of internet clout? The story of Mannywise and Finny Da Legend is insane and redacted! Felicia Gillespie is jealous of Kevin Brennan’s new female flavor, Ashley Cummings, and she lashes out about it to KarmicX. After last week’s giant nothingburger interview between Keanu C. Thompson and Gabe Hoffman, it’s important to remember what Patrick has been saying all along – Keanu is functionally idiotic. The Steel Toe machine is grinding to a halt, and Aaron Imholte can’t stop grasping at imaginary flotation devices to save his drowning life.