This show is an attempt to make everyone happy. We are taking a break from the latest trend of T2 tirades. So much in this show! Patrick talks too much about graphics cards. The final solution for low-carb pizza cravings is revealed. We teach an old fan some new tricks. Patrick tries to give people investment advice, but he has no idea what he’s talking about. The housing market is fucking with Patrick’s ability to be confident in house shopping. Patrick talks about listener-suggested topics, including the new Bill and Ted movie, some show that is supposed to be better than Breaking Bad, and how Dr. Disrespect admits that he is becoming more and more depressed. Patrick has an offer for the Doc, as well as any poor listeners out there.