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UH-OH in AUSTIN! JOE ROGAN Gets Annoying Gay Comedian THAI RIVERA Blackballed in Austin Comedy!?

March 12, 2024

EXCLUSIVE! Agent-O has learned that Thai Rivera, the most annoying and narcissistic gay comedian in the world, may have just been blacklisted from all the comedy clubs in Austin for attempting to pick a fight with Joe Rogan over his comedy club The Mothership! Let’s comb over what happened and break down Thai’s options after being run out of Phoenix twice, Las Vegas, and Los Angeles prior to his latest scape to Austin. What’s next of the rapidly aging comedienne? …

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September 11, 2023 – TWIN TOWERS of Comedy! Thai Rivera KILLS His Dog, Ray DeVito

September 11, 2023

It’s September 11th, and we should never forget what those one guys did to us that one time in New York. You think traffic is bad on a normal Tuesday? PLEASE! Let’s have a moment of silence for Ray’s self-awareness, since we’re morning things that have long since passed. We watch some of Ray Devito’s Rock Bottom best from the weekend, and it just keeps getting weirder. Speaking of weird, Thai Rivera has posted two videos about his recent loss – the beloved Bijou was snatched up by a coyote. Nothing says mourning like making two monetized heavily edited videos while your dog is still stuck in a coyotes teeth. More clipper and discord drama has reared its ugly head, so we might as well get some yelling out of it! Bring a cord, because your battery is gonna DIE, son! …

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Members Only Show – June 30, 2023

July 1, 2023

It’s Friday night and the mood is right! Who is Joey C and why is he so concerned with Patrick making light of his dead child? Thai Rivera has figured out how to be successful on YouTube. Maybe. There’s a new Vegas podcast on the scene and it’s gonna be great. (We got one!) …

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NLO 1454: Kitty Can’t Cope

February 6, 2023

Despite Patrick ignoring Kitty’s repeated DMs, and not even mentioning her in almost two weeks, he can’t help himself by posting continual content desperately trying to convince everyone that he’s ok and not bothered at all by the recent revelations of his truth. Sound familiar? Wait until you see what Kitty David Kawika reveals in this show! It’s abuse on a whole new level! The depresh is real and you need to knock it off. Patrick smoked a turkey like a king. Thai Rivera is posting some insane new stuff as well. The Las Vegas comedy scene has more delusions leaking from every squirrelly bar hosting a comedy night. Adam Dominguez promises you quality merch, and that’s how Patrick instantly knew it wasn’t. The Wayans brothers have a new scam …

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NLO 1449: Gritty Pineapple

January 16, 2023

We hope you’re full of Christmas goose, or suckling pig, or tofurkey and whatnot, because Patrick has restocked the whiskey barrel and charged up his FPV drone for a fantastical flight of fury. This show is about heading in to 2023 with a healthy perception of reality. For instance, is Casper actually a decent comic? Does filming a two minute video do anything to drive your enemies crazy? Is David Lee actually Kitty Pineapple? There’s so many things to talk about in this show, and at times it gets a bit tense, but stay grounded, kids. It’s not about who the next Andy Kaufman is. It’s not about whether you get recognized everywhere you go. It’s about whether you sound mentally ill when you say things, and Patrick is the king! …

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FREE BONUS: Thai Rivera RUNS AWAY To Austin!

December 19, 2022

Grrrl can you believe it? Our favorite little Asian girl, Thai Rivera, has run off to Austin, Texas, exactly as predicted by Patrick over one year ago. She is nothing if not super basic! We watch Thai explain in his normal exhausting way the basics of moving as only he can. Poor Bijou! Patrick has new predictions that you’re going to want to bet on down at your local sportsatorium. Will Thai find the friendships, respect and popularity he is looking for in Austin? Or will he be spit out the bottom of the open mic scene just as he has in Phoenix twice, Los Angeles, and Las Vegas? Will he be banned from the clubs there like he is here? Will his “friends” like Tim Dillon and Tony Hinchcliffe put up with his ignorant gay sass in their town? …

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NLO 1443: 43

December 1, 2022

It’s Patrick’s birthday! Patrick went to Barry’s Downtown Prime steakhouse for a delicious birthday dinner, and he is unhappy to report that they still didn’t nail the temperature on his steak. Patrick has a bombshell from Agent O. Allegedly Leslie Jones assaulted and cost a bartender his job after a recent interaction. Josh Denny claims to have talked to Kanye West for hours, and is possibly going to be working on his new clothing line! Is it a lie? Chappelle is hosting SNL and the writers are threatening to boycott. The Oscars are trying to become relevant again by bringing back Jimmy Kimmel, as if anyone is interested. …

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NLO 1442: SWAT Dream

November 16, 2022

There’s a good chance we aren’t going to make it. All aboard the crazy train! Patrick Is hopped up on Indian food and promoting the new stuff over in the NLO Store. Patrick is excited about his upcoming birthday so please buy him something immediately or send dollars. Patrick wants to really start using the PO Box so send in your weird stuff immediately! We go over a brief history of SWATing and how it works. Is Less Than Jake dead yet because Patrick has memories about it. Apologies for the crappy sign, but it could be a lot worse. Captain Paprika himself, David Hollywood Hulett cuts his live stream when they discover NLO watching! Thai goes to Ocha to “hang out” now. Patrick makes a mistake about GrandTheftGinger Ryan Bourassa.. …

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NLO 1439: Separated at Girth

November 1, 2022

Patrick is joined by a doppelgänger live in studio. Don’t adjust your graphics cards. Sean Conway is here and Patrick is gonna make him pay for it. We kick off the show with Alex Ansel pulling pranks. We then dive in to a story about Sean wanting to do his laundry at Patrick’s place. It seems simple, but there’s a workflow issue that Patrick can’t let go. Find out how long two people can argue about something neither cares about. A new idea for a business has emerged in the back of Patrick’s brain that could save people a lot of money. Patrick screamed at a stranger at the dog park recently and it felt really great. Sean does a lot to live up to the racist stereotypical Aussie loose unit. …

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NLO 1438: Under the Rug

October 24, 2022

Is there news from the desert sands of Las Vegas? Thai Rivera prepares to eject from the Las Vegas comedy scene once and for all. What’s next for comedy’s favorite little disaster magnet? Pour a warm tea and join us, won’t you? Patrick briefly addresses why he won’t be discussing the recent incident that occurred at his comedy “special” taping. Occasionally on the show we have to hide some things and backtrack. Have you guys heard the one about the two guys who don’t know what they’re doing starting an open mic? Thai Rivera has so much time on his hands that he goes over to David “Hollywood” Hulett’s place to sit in his kitchen and record an episode of The Paprika Show, Las Vegas’s hottest new meh-cast. …

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NLO 1437: Pause Your Emotions

October 21, 2022

Free popcorn to the first eight people in the chat! Patrick is off to Colorado to run some content. Diaz Mackie calls out Patrick for downloading his special. Lots of hot BBQ talk. Patrick reveals an insane rumor about a recent brawl on the Las Vegas scene. We have a bombshell coming soon about Casper that you won’t want to miss. Josh Denny wants credit for a joke he said earlier. Anthony Cumia and Gavin McInness have had enough of Josh Denny bringing weird losers around their shows and roast him on Compound Media. Apologies to Angie Krum for revealing her joke theft. Thai Rivera is turning in to a skull before our very eyes and seems very confused about his own confidence. Patrick breaks down why Thai won’t ever have massive success in comedy. …

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NLO 1436: Hot Chicken & Cold Engines

October 20, 2022

granpapa set aside for emergencies! Patrick’s back with a whole bag of new “meh” for you to twiddle your little brains about. Patrick is concerned about fans who donate with unrealistic expectations. Patrick has a new favorite chicken spot. Is anyone else getting too fat? There’s some hot takes on the death of the queen and the integrity of the powerful. What is going on in the world? Steak is too expensive and everyone is broken. Smart people are believing insane things. Ryan Bourassa lashes out about his recent allegations of atrocity. Thai Rivera has learned some more video editing tricks and he can’t stop making manic home movies. …

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Trouble in Vegas AGAIN!?

October 19, 2022

Pull up a Thai and order some chair. Patrick predicts an ending to the Thai Ocha Open Mic live streams and fanfare very soon. We are watching the slow train wreck that is Casper’s ego collide with the ever-changing permitter of Thai Rivera’s insecurity. It could blow at any moment. We still don’t have time for new people. Patrick thinks Vegas is turning him sour. A comedy club in Vegas has a real problem with their videos. Patrick calls Ocha Thai to see if the open mic is cancelled or if Thai is genuinely in hiding. We cover a recent violent incident on the Las Vegas comedy scene which involves a past NLO lolcow getting popped and locked. Patrick reveals never-before-seen messages from Trouble in Vegas. …

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BONUS – Thai Tries: Kill Tony FailFest!

September 20, 2022

Let’s watch Thai Rivera’s latest blunders and his appearance on Kill Tony, which is a show where rich comedians throw garbage at poor comedians. Will Patrick have his logo fixed? Who knows! Your guess is as good as the next them’s. Patrick is coughing a lot. He challenges the chat room to a BBQ competition, and our old friend Steve Curran is offended at the notion. Thai does a new video in which we get a glimpse of some of his professional camera equipment. He also boasts about how he didn’t edit the latest episode of Unbothered, which allows us to get glimpses of his life in his sad studio, filled with flies and an air conditioner that doesn’t work. He also complains of car trouble and tells the tale of the worst mechanic “in the world.” …

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NLO 1434: Gato Genial

September 15, 2022

Patrick is here with a basket full of life lessons that are sure to apply to you somehow, so grab a spork and dive in. We kick off the show talking about people who go gray at a young age, and how embarrassing it is to try to hide it. Patrick has some new creations from Daddy Derek Savage and Cool Cat. These videos are short and disturbing, and are sure to make you feel better about your life. We watch Big Irish Jay’s infamous “blacks joke” and decide if it’s racist. Patrick taks about Josh Denny and Gavin McInnes trying to prank their audience with a fake raid by the authorities. It’s a fail of such giant proportions that it has to have been concocted by Josh behind the scenes. …

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BONUS – White Knights & Dark Times

September 7, 2022

Patrick can’t believe people watch this program. What’s wrong with you? Go outside and play with a ball or climb a tree or something, We are being very careful on this program not to mention certain substances so we don’t get demonetized. Thai Rivera is accusing Big Irish Jay of stealing jokes from some very well-known comedians, but we can’t find one thing on the internet to back him up. The Las Vegas comedy groups on Facebook are full of the weirdos trying to get you to make an album or clothing line for some reason. Corseted Comedian Dee Lila is out on these streets selling worn panties and bottled urine. Josh Denny can’t stop stealing copyrighted music for his little iMovie projects. …

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NLO 1430: My Niece in Florida

August 25, 2022

Patrick doesn’t feel like doing a show, but you mean so much to him, he’s gonna do it – probably. Patrick is frantically preparing travel plans to get on the road and do some shows this summer abroad. Thai Rivera may be done streaming his open mic, as he continues to send his baby birds, aka open mic mid-wits, to do his bidding online and beyond. Comics need to stop saying they kill all the time. Somehow Patrick gets lured in to discussing all the pressing hot topics of the day again, and we are mostly talking about the ending of the tiny ones. Patrick invents a new character, Neil DeGrasses Diceman. Patrick learns he doesn’t even know what he’s wrong about. …