Patrick’s probably just going to partake in pipe lettuce and make fun of Kevin Brennan for hours. But first there will be like two hours of bad music. And he will yell about Chad or something. And don’t forget the constant Hackamania plugging! It never ends! Come join a bunch of other cool people doing really cool guy stuff over here! …
Welcome to the jungle! It’s been a fun week in the miseryverse, with Kate Meaney teasing a new podcast, Chad Zumock beginning to spiral about Atlantic City, and so much more! What does the night hold for those bold enough to venture in to the night with these Onion knights so bold! Come along and join the brigade, and have a laugh or two with your pal Patrick before this weekend’s Christmas chaos befalls you. …
It’s Monday, and you might be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, but Patrick is reeling from some bad news he received over the weekend. Could this be the end for Patrick’s poor beloved dog, Brad? And if so, is there any alternative, short of a medical miracle, that can bring comfort to this man? Worlds collide in ways you can’t even imagine, Watch as the Kate Meaney saga brings us back home to Las Vegas, where we meet a new nut! Angie Krum is gettin ready to release a podcast that is going to be full of comedy lol gold. Her simple mind coupled with a team of idiots has conjured up an entertainment juggernaut that will sweep cosmetology circles like wildfire. TommyNC2010 has reviewed one of the hottest movies of the winter season. …
Help ring in Patrick’s birthday for real for real by watching the latest edition of Daddy Derek Savage’s latest edition of the 4/20 awards! He’s just four months late this year! The latest iteration of Derek’s delusional dream has the best production value ever, and we are here for it. Will Steve Pearl do another HILARIOUS standup set to no applause? How many times will Derek raise his white power fist? Will Cool Cat show is face? What if this awards show becomes the sleeper hit the nation has been waiting for? Only time will tell if this man’s desert dreams will ever come true. …
Leave the Dabbleverse behind and join Patrick on a magical carpet ride, touring nuts from far and wide and allowing you to forget the same old rehashed nonsense. Patrick thinks the Derek Savage ATM robbery story is worth a revisit, and you most definitely will as well. Kitty Pineapple was the biggest up and coming star nine months ago, and then Patrick pointed out she wasn’t. How’s it been going since? Steel Toe and his woman have a lot of opinions about yeast and want to expose you to some chunks. We’re starting a new segment today in response to the overwhelming joy created by the recent Waffle House training video. You’re going to LOVE the way you look! …
When will this week be over! Jkjkjk we are having a good time over here. Patrick can prove it by ranting about a bunch of stupid things right off the top! Ray DeVito is having some kind of breakdown. Have you caught the new show sweeping the Shuli Network! Patrick has got a drinking game that you can play at home. Climb aboard a magical moon ship to the far away land of Derek Savage, and dare to learn the seductive art of gun safety from a man who looks like he has several types of whiskey radiating from his mouth and/or body at all times. But at least there’s ALMOST no Cool Cat in this project. …
It’s Friday night, and the mood is right! It’s time for another Member’s Only jamboree! Let’s get loose and find some targets to ridicule relentlessly to make ourselves feel better! You know? Good old-fashioned bullying. Let’s celebrate a fantastic week of fun together, shall we? …
What a week, and what a world! Our favorite German clipmeister outs himself as a master of that which he hates. Ray DeVito has gone merch mad. And there’s even more insane lurking behind the walls that we aim to peel back a bit tonight. Come join us in the chat and watch live. You never know what’s going to happen on a Friday night in Onion town!
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Patrick is here with a basket full of life lessons that are sure to apply to you somehow, so grab a spork and dive in. We kick off the show talking about people who go gray at a young age, and how embarrassing it is to try to hide it. Patrick has some new creations from Daddy Derek Savage and Cool Cat. These videos are short and disturbing, and are sure to make you feel better about your life. We watch Big Irish Jay’s infamous “blacks joke” and decide if it’s racist. Patrick taks about Josh Denny and Gavin McInnes trying to prank their audience with a fake raid by the authorities. It’s a fail of such giant proportions that it has to have been concocted by Josh behind the scenes. …
Thai Rivera is smoking or snorting more of whatever he smokes or snorts than usual. In this show, Patrick details this insane man’s plan to take Las Vegas by storm with a residency show that promises to be a complete clusterfuck. Void of planning, talent, capabilities, contacts, technical prowess, marketing money or common sense, Thai is forging forward at the expense of a newer local comic named Ralph Tutela. Patrick predicts how this debacle will play out. We then move on to cover Derek Savage’s 2021 edition of the 420 Awards, with less production value and a sadder presence than ever before. Aside from the usual pointless fumbling through handing out awards to people that are not present, this year Derek has convinced some local Vegas comedians to come in and do some of the presenting. …
Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Matt Markman, who has the honor of being the first guest in our new studio. Matt is vaccinated, and Patrick recently had his first shot of the Pfizer shot. The guys discuss vaccination and conspiracies, along with what might be in it for Bill Gates if he is, in fact, microchipping all of us. Patrick wants to get a puppy, and is overwhelmed by the number of “doodle” breeds available. Rick’s Wings N’ Rings has some new dishes they’d like to promote during the show. Matt prefers comic book movies to things like Godzilla vs. Kong, but Patrick appreciates the latter for it’s authenticity. A Tampa Bay Buccaneer us under fire for using a racial slur in a tweet. Rage rooms are taking over, Cool Cat is back, and more. …
Patrick is excited about the possibility of pivoting to a gamers only podcast. We are proud to announce that we are the only podcast with GeForce RTX graphics. That can’t be, can it? People need to stop worrying about Patrick being poor. It’s all going to work out. We check in on some of the latest insane rants and exclamations from our favorite tinyman, Thai Rivera. Trez Mala watches grass grow. Daddy Derek is nuttier than ever and we have the videos to prove it. …
It’s that time of year again – the grass couldn’t be greener for this years 420 Awards, super not-live from Las Vegas, NV. Moody joins Patrick from New Zealand to watch and provide commentary of the 2020 edition of The 420 Awards, produced and hosted (and probably edited and filmed) by Derek Savage, aka Daddy Derek. With appearances by celebrities, and some key changeups to this year’s awards, it’s going to be an exciting lineup. …
In this special after show recorded a year ago and never released, we watch the Cool Cat movie. We were sent the entire DVD by some insane fan with too much money, and we introduce… …
Patrick is in the studio with a plethora of Texas comedians performing haphazard interventions. Comedians Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel, Adam Dominguez, and George White put on a clinic for how to jump around from topic …
Alex Ansel joins Patrick again in the studio. Alex and Patrick have developed a food championship bracket-style competition called Starch Sadness. Most of this episode revolves around a revisit of the popular internet mascot Cool …
The drinks continue and we check in on some old NLO favorites. Sean and Shooby stick around to check out a gun and crime video by Cool Cat creator Derek Savage. We also watch a… …
James Hesky sticks around for an aftershow, and we take some calls. We go over Derek Savage and his continued failures, including a recap of who the hell Cool Cat is, and what he’s about…. …
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