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BONUS – White Knights & Dark Times

Patrick can’t believe people watch this program. What’s wrong with you? Go outside and play with a ball or climb a tree or something, We are being very careful on this program not to mention certain substances so we don’t get demonetized. Thai Rivera is accusing Big Irish Jay of stealing jokes from some very well-known comedians, but we can’t find one thing on the internet to back him up. The Las Vegas comedy groups on Facebook are full of the weirdos trying to get you to make an album or clothing line for some reason. Corseted Comedian Dee Lila is out on these streets selling worn panties and bottled urine. Josh Denny can’t stop stealing copyrighted music for his little iMovie projects.

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Sunday Funday – May 22, 2022

Patrick’s got tech problems leaking out his holes, but he’s still here for you baby. Patrick was supposed to be doing a show tonight but it got cancelled due to lack of audience. Most of this show is just endless meandering conversation, with no real point or lesson, but that should be no surprise to long-time fans of the show. Rumors from Agent O about Thai’s living situation. We revisit Alex “Kool Aid” Ansel’s hit song, “Squeezed.” We take a small detour down NLO memory lane, looking for old clips and songs from show days gone by,. More unseen footage from Thai’s Comedy Dojo, the most disastrous open mic in Las Vegas. Thai continues perpetuating the lie of running a productive and nurturing scene.

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Sunday Funday! April 10, 2022

Pour a glass of pickle juice and wind down the weekend with Patrick and his puppet friends! It’s Sunday Funday and we’ve got people to stare at! Patrick recaps his weekend, including doing a show with Big Irish Jay at the Dirty at 12:30, in which Jay embarrassed Patrick from the stage big time. Patrick is Juuling his troubles away tonight. We talk about how to quit smoking. The Ultimatum on Netflix is pure exploitative garbage. We watch Thai’s latest attempt to get YouTube fame, which is to upload a video and then try to name it something controversial and clickbait-y to gain attention. Spoiler alert – it didn’t work! This entire show is available for OVERDOSE MEMBERS ONLY! Join today!

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NLO 1413: Go To Your Room

but Patrick will stumble through a show with a painful temporary crown just to bring you the hot tea. Thai Rivera is texting friends frantically, trying to find a place to live for the second time in just a few months. Will he ever claw his way back from comedy obscurity and the dankest open mics around to be a force of laughter ever again? Let’s check out the motel Thai is considering making his new home. The Academy Awards was exciting. No one watched but we all saw the clips. Patrick will break down the Will Smith slap like none of your regular shows does. Patrick has beef with a company that sent him some beef.

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Aftershow 1401: Trouble in Thai-land!

Patrick is headed to Oklahoma, Kansas and Arkansas, but before he goes, it feels like we should at least cover the latest insanity rising up out of the sweltering sewer that is Las Vegas comedy. Let’s go over the recent events perpetrated by everyone’s favorite dramatic dildo, Thai Rivera, and the horniest promoter this side of St. Louis, Trouble aka Artemis Rios! These two have been at each other’s throats (and not in the gay way) for a year it seems. One is a desperate comedian struggling to validate his career in the public eye while still working hotel pool gigs, and the other is trying to convince a new wave of tourist pussy every weekend that he runs the hottest comedy show in Vegas while putting up open mic talent to headline.

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NLO 1390: Pawn Protocol

Chef is back to check on the show he helped grow so many years ago, and his curmudgeonly attitude is still oozing from his pores. Patrick and Chef walk down podcast memory lane a little, and discuss why Patrick is still doing this. Chef is in the babyproofing business and Patrick wants some tips for his dog. Patrick is still losing at poker all these years later. Chef’s Florida neighbor is squirreling away money from his wife. Patrick is confused by whatever bone induction headphones are and why they need to be worn all day. The guys muse about the convenience of having a podcast stenographer. Patrick shares with Chef the origins of Rick’s and how Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars has let his fame go to his head. Patrick argues with Chef about the true meaning of being a father, and Chef shares a new service he’s been using.

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NLO 1332: Simon Says

Patrick is up in the middle of the night to connect with comedian George Dimarelos in Melbourne, Australia. George gives Patrick the honest truth about what the rest of the world thinks about America during this pandemic. The duo remembers easier times at comedy festivals months ago. Patrick expresses frustration about the coronavirus testing process, and still has no results yet. Kanye is running for president and we aren’t sure whether to take it seriously.

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Aftershow 776 – Josh Denny

Josh Denny is sticking around for today’s TWO HOUR aftershow. Ben and Brendan are also here, and Josh clarifies his views on gay (or makes it more confusing), we talk about creepy bounce house places,…

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NLO 712: Luxor Hotbox

Still in Las Vegas, Patrick sits down with Cleveland comic Ryan Dalton to talk about the Luxor pyramid and why it sucks, Ryan’s married life and how to deal with women, and much more. There’s

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NLO 700: Ifft Factor

Comedian Eddie Ifft drops by the studio for some old-fashioned serious comedy talk. It’s not super serious. but it’s not hilarious either. So we try to steer the show towards the laugh stuff later on.

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NLO 685: Retardicapped

Ryan Stout is in the studio. Patrick is discussing fan frustration, and a recent show where he was distracted by a hot gay guy in the front row. Is it gay? Ryan talks about dental

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NLO 683: All in the Delivery

Comedian Geoff Keith sits down to discuss a recent international incident. Geoff had some material stolen by a performer on Australia’s Got Talent, and for some reason, everyone there seems pretty cool with it. Patrick

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NLO 619: NLO Experience

Before we go any further, we should let you know Jake Lloyd is on this show. It’s really good. Jake Lloyd is like one of my favorite Jakes. And he’s here talking with Patrick about

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NLO 617: iDabble

Comedian Sam Tripoli is here to tell you that everything works out in the end. From comedians who steal other comedians material, to not being able to make the rent, somehow things all come out

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NLO 614: Phaguette

Josh Denny is here to help go over a recently released listing of the top ten comedy albums of 2010. We tell you what we agree with, and what we don’t, and we talk about

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NLO 610: Collecting Cars

Mike Bridenstine joins Patrick in the studio to talk about the business word craze that is sweeping the nation. They also talk about using the N-word in comedy, and play clips of Tom Segura and

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NLO 609: Winkers and Wiping

Patrick makes things interesting with comedian Ryan Sickler, who is in the studio to promote his brand new CD – Above Ground Cool – and his appearance on the NLO Live Comedy Show next week.